Alexis Texas Has An Unbelievable Ass!

Badonk-a-donk!  That back porch is just killin' it!  I think I could eat pizza off that thang!  That's a dumper made to hump her.  It's probably even big enough for the brothers out there.  From Wikipedia:

Alexis Texas (born May 25, 1985) is an American pornographic actress. She began her career in pornography in 2007 at the age of 21 and is best-known for her large buttocks...

Buttocks indeed!  Anyway, since Texas lost over the weekend to Kansas, this is the least I could do to pick up the spirits of the Lone Star state.  Yeah, the Longhorns lost but you still have Alexis, Texas (see how I did that?).  Not bad for a consolation prize.