Friday, March 11, 2011
Who Knew There Was Such A Thing As Frog Porn?
Frog Porn Found On Man's Laptop
MyFoxNewYork - A British magistrate avoided jail after being caught with a bizarre porno collection that included images of a woman having sex with a frog, according to a published report. Police raided the Rotherham home of Michael Hall, 46, and found the images on his laptop, according to The Sun. They allegedly found hundreds of photos and videos showing women engaging in sex acts with horses, a donkey, dogs, a gerbil, a frog and a live snake. Hall admitted to charges of possessing hard-core pornography in a British court and was sentenced to a 144 day sex offender program. Sally Sharp, head of a rape and sexual offences unit, said, "This case is particularly repugnant involving multiple charges of possessing extreme pornographic images. The fact that the defendant was a magistrate and in a position of trust is additionally an aggravating feature."
Now don't get me wrong, I don't live in a cage. Matter of fact, I thought I had heard of most of the kinds of porn that are out there, We even had a story about a guy in Alabama who was caught screwin' a dog last week. And everyone's heard the story about Catherine The Great dyin' while doin' it with a horse. I kind of understand the larger animals, even if it seems completely freaky. But frogs? That's bat-shit crazy. How exactly does that work? I'm not sure I could even draw it. Incomprehensible. Now that I think about though, it's probably just like sex with a chicken.... ;-)