How Are Things Going In Your Office This Afternoon?

I can't tell you how many times I've wanted to do this at all the office jobs I've had but I always needed the job to much to risk it. This dude obviously reached his boiling point and finally just said "What the fuck - Must. Destroy. Phone." To be honest, the chick is probably lucky he didn't go ape-shit on her and knock her ass through the cube. He probably warned her like a hundred times that it was comin' but she just wouldn't listen. Hey, comes a time when the only thing to do is to go postal.