Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Is It Sexy Or Sad When Old Strippers Attack Young Strippers?


Dancers' Knife Fight Lands 1 In Hospital

Indianapolis - A knife fight involving two exotic dancers outside a club on Indianapolis' west side landed one of the women in the hospital over the weekend. Indianapolis police said Gwendola Barnett, 43, and Mika Smith, 22, got into an argument over the number of private dances Smith had been performing at Patty's Show Club, at 2014 W. Washington St. Barnett and Smith went outside the club at about 8 p.m. Saturday, police said. Smith grabbed a knife out of her pocket and stabbed Barnett four times in the arms, breaking one of them, investigators said. Barnett was taken to Methodist Hospital, where she was listed in fair condition on Sunday. Smith was arrested on a charge of aggravated battery.

Old stripper versus young stripper.  The classic battle.  Like the Hatfields and the McCoys.  Is it okay to ride the fence on this one?  I mean I feel for the oldie oldster cuz she probably isn't gettin' the same number of handjobs in the Champagne Room that she used to.  On the other hand, it's not the young chick's fault that Gypsy Rose Lee is all wrinkled and dried up and shit.  I'd hate to be the club owner, cuz clearly one of 'em has to go.  If you have a heart, you're gonna keep the 43 year-old whore you've been bangin' for years and tell the young 'un to take a hike.  They come along all the time and are a dime a dozen.  But if you're a cold-blooded businessman you're gonna keep the newbie that's bringin' in the bucks.  Ahh, you crazy strippers, you're drivin' me nuts!