MINNEAPOLIS - A couple young Minneapolis men who hired two exotic dancers they found on Craigslist ended up getting robbed at gunpoint. The guys, who are both in their mid-20s, spent an evening drinking and celebrating last weekend. They decided to cap off their evening with entertainment provided by exotic dancers. However, barely two minutes after the women showed up at an Uptown condo, two men armed with guns burst into the unit. The victims told police the robbers forced them at gunpoint to stay in a bathroom while they raided the place, taking off with cell phones, wallets, bags and a watch. “It is a terrible idea to invite total strangers into your house, especially after you have been drinking,” said Minneapolis Lt. Mike Fossum. “You are going to be set up for a future burglary or you are going to get a home-invasion that night...”
No shit, Sherlock. As the cop went on to say, if you want to see strippers, go to a strip joint. Either that or call these ladies back to the condo, hide in the bushes with a couple of shotguns and when their boyfriends drop them off, spring from the weeds and blow their heads off. No, wait, just go to the titty bar. Pay attention!
