Catherine Zeta Jones Shows Off The Bikini Body

Even though the pictures are fuzzy as shit, you can tell that CZJ has still got game.  Not seein' the typical cottage cheese in the thighs and the boobies are still crushin' it.  Call me.

Bar Rafaeli Bikini Photos From Italy

I'd like to belly up to that Bar!  I have no idea who Leonardo DiCaprio's new slampiece is, but I'm havin' a hard time believin' she beats this.  World class ass right here.

Alicia Keys Bikini Photos

And there ya have it.  Thunder thighs.  I seriously had no idea this chicks ass and legs were so fat.  Put some shorts on!  Pay attention!

Coming Soon To A Wedding Near You - The Bridal Bikini

Finally!  That's what I'm talkin' 'bout!  Something to make those insufferable wedding ceremonies palatable.  Nothing worse than sittin' in a sauna of a church on a Summer day just waiting for the ceremony to end so you can get to the reception and pound beers and try to smush a bridesmaid.  This is just the ticket to pass the time more pleasurably.  Put all the chicks in the wedding party in one of these things while you're at it.  Not sure what the pastor's gonna think though.  Most of 'em have a little bit of the gay.

"The Hills'" Whitney Port Shows Off Her Body In Two Bikinis

The face is pretty average but the body is absolutely bangin'.  Looks like she's built for som serious endurance in the sack.  Like she's the kind of chick who could just drop a split on top of your junk and crush it.  I'll take me a little sip of Port any time.

Ice-T's Wife Coco Hits The Beach In A Thong Bikini (Plus Nipple Slip!)

Melissa Satta Is Just About Bikini Perfection

 


'Nuff said....