Woman, 61, Gives Birth To Her Own Grandchild

CHICAGO - Almost 39 weeks ago, Kristine Casey set out on an unusual journey to help her daughter and answer a spiritual calling. Her goal was achieved when she gave birth to her own grandson at age 61. Casey, possibly the oldest woman to give birth in Illinois, was a surrogate for her daughter, Sara Connell, who had been trying for years to have a baby. Connell and her husband, Bill, are the biological parents of the child Casey carried, which grew from an embryo created from the Chicago couple's egg and sperm. Crying and praying, Connell and her mother held hands as Finnean Lee Connell was delivered by cesarean section at 9:47 p.m Wednesday. When the baby let out a cry, "I lost it," said Sara Connell, the first family member to hold him. The doctor who delivered Finnean said there wasn't a dry eye in the crowded operating room...

Nice effort from Granny, but isn't this kid gonna have some serious issues when he grows up? I can't imagine what this little dude is gonna be calling all his relatives as he moves through life. Things will be more complicated than the federal budget. Good luck, young man!

Yup, It's Florida

nwfdailynews
Boy brings cocaine to school "to help grandmother"
FORT WALTON BEACH -- A 14-year-old Mary Esther boy told authorities he brought cocaine to school so he could sell it and help his grandmother financially. The boy dropped the bag of cocaine to the floor during a routine search. The teacher recovered it and handed it to an Okaloosa County Sheriff's Deputy, according to the boy's arrest report. He was charged with cocaine possession with intent to sell within 1000 feet of a school.


Granny needs some more bling - hit the streets, kiddo.  Yup, Florida.  The penis of America.  Pay attention!