Future Cornhole World Dominator

Little dude is on point!  One warm-up round and it's time to get it on, baby!  This little "Boss of the Bags" is gonna have chicks eatin' out of his hands like a llama at the zoo.  He'll be bangin' supermodels and drivin' Porsches.  One piece of advice kid - don't start a blog.  I'll kick your ass.  Pay attention!

Drag Race - Dog Vs. Kid - Who Ya Got?

So earlier we had a dog rounding up chickens like a badass.  Now we have evidence that these creatures not only can get a job done but they're competitive as hell.  You thought Fido might lose this little challenge?  Not on your life.  Winner, winner, chicken dinner.  All day every day.

Little Dude Tearing Up The Dance Moves

My man's gonna break a lot of hearts. Makes Hines Ward look like an amateur.

Hoist The Cup!!!

Kid Video Bombs A Reporter - With His Ass!

Nicely done my little Aussie friend. TV news is some of the most boring shit I've ever seen. Last week I saw a "Special Report" live from Belmont, Mass. where a large tree limb had fallen down. Are you serious? A tree limb? And it's breaking news? Stupidest shit ever. So yeah, let's moon these reporters every chance we get and add a little spice to the local news. Up with people!

Watch This 8-Year-Old Totally Blow Away An Older Dude In A Break Dancing Competition

If your face! The kid blows the doors of the old dude. So much so that the old dude should probably never dance again. Hang up the tutu. You're finished.

Could This Little Dude Be The Tiger Woods Of Rugby?

Kid's got game, that's for sure. But how will he perform at the Combine? What's his vertical? What about the his 40 time? How many times can he bench 225? And then there's the Wunderlich. Does he just have rugby smarts or real intelligence? Can he get it done on the big stage under the bright lights? Any personal issues? Drugs? Steroids? Womanizer? What does Mel Kiper, Jr. think? I'm not ready to call him a first-rounder until all these questions are answered. Raw talent, sure. But does he have "it?"

Watch This Rugby Fan Eat His Own Booger

Hey, kid - pick me a winner! Let's get this YouTube video count up to around 3 million so this kid and all of his neighbors can enjoy seeing him eat his little tasty treat. Once he becomes an internet superstar he'll never eat his own snot again. Cured!

Check Out This 8-Year Old Yo-Yo Superstar

Here's what sucks about this video. This frikkin' kid has already accomplished more in his 8 years on this planet than I have in my entire life. I hate you, little yo-yo man. I mean, I can spin a basketball on my finger for about 3 seconds and some days I can wipe my ass with one pass, but that's about it. This little dude is probably already the greatest person on earth for his skill and age bracket and I'm stuck writin' shitty blog posts on a slow PC. Sucks to be me....

The Exact Moment A Person Discovers That They're Gay Is Recorded And Documented For The First Time In History

For the first time in history (herstory?) a videographer has documented the precise moment, down to the millisecond, that a young person has definitively come to the realization that he has the gay. The self-realization moment comes at the 1:24 mark of this important anthropological study that scientists, therapists, clinicians and Nobel Prize winners will be examining for decades to come. Yes, my friend, you are gay. And you've allowed us all a fascinating and important empirical insight into the nature vs. nurture vs. YouTube discussion that intrigues us all. Thank you for your contribution to science and the advancement of humankind. And yes, my friend, you are still gay.

This Kid's Gonna Have To Go On IR

Jay Cutler After The Bears' Loss

Just kiddin' - Cutler's not as tough as this kid....

Skip to the 1:37 mark and prepare to be impressed.

The Kid Did His Homework. Patriots 38, Jets 10. Pay Attention!

How Well Do You Know Your Neighbors?

There's just WAY too much goin' on here for my blogged-out tired eyes.  I mean, where to begin?  Is it bedtime?  Party time?  Bang the wifey time?  Rob the bank time?  Blow up a Burger King time?  Somebody tell me - what the fuck time is it? 

Whatever Happened To Patty-Cake?

Is This Brian Scalabrine?

Okay, maybe not. But I'll tell you what, this little dude is gonna end up layin' more pipe than Tiger Woods in a whorehouse. Total badass. Shorty got low...

OK, One More Kid Vid.....