She Said Farts! She Said Farts!

Wonder what May farts smell like. Are they the same as all the other months? Might be a little fresher cause of all the new Spring growth, right? Anyway, ya gotta love the reaction of this chick. Just laughin' her ass off. It's all ya can do in this situation. Take your lumps, move on and hope ya don't blurt out somethin' worse the next time.

What Did She Just Say? Belinda Heggen Mocks Anchorman Mark Aistin's Penis

As Dan Ackroyd would say, "Belinda, you ignorant slut!" Is this the coldest smackdown ever on TV? I mean the way she just sticks the dagger in there with no remorse, no emotion whatsoever is absolutely frightening. Just an icicle smile for the camera after completely emasculating her partner. B-r-r-r-r-r. Arctic chill blows Down Under...

I Wanna Hang With Kimmo

So I guess this is real.  Kimmo Wilska, a Finnish news anchor was fired for getting caught drinking on camera.  All I gotta say is, Kimmo, you're welcome here in the Speakeasy anyday and all day.  How do you think I find this shit to post?  Sober?  Think again, jackwagon.  Everybody needs a little inspiration in the workplace now and then - sometimes it just happens to come from a bottle.  Ever watch Mad Men?  Everyone has a bottle of hooch in their desk drawer.  That's what made America great and that's what should be making Finland great today.  Hey Finnish boss dude - lighten the fuck up!  Ol' Kimmo was just fuelin' his performance.  You know what?  Fire the director who cut back to Kimmo too fast.  Fuck you, ya shiteball.  There's your culprit right there.  There's your dickswab.  Pay attention, good citizens of Finland.  Bring back Kimmo!  Fire the director!  Long live Kimmo!