Dude Explains Why He Got A Huge Dirk Nowitzki Tattoo On His Ass

DALLAS - Derek Dilday is a really big Mavs fan. He recently got the above tattoo. Here he is talking about why:
The inspiration came from being a huge Dirk fan, obviously. Knowing how much Dirk wanted this championship and the struggles he has been through with this team for the past 13 years made me want this championship for him more than I've wanted any other sports championship. Once they got to the Finals, especially against the Miami Heat, I may have got a little too excited and posted on Facebook that I would get Dirk's face tatted on my ass if they won it all. I got quite a few comments back from friends, so I knew that if they did win it all I would kind of have to do it. When Dirk lifted the Larry O'Brien and the MVP trophy it was the greatest sports moment of my life. I sports-cried, called a high school friend that does tattoos and have been on a Dallas Mavericks championship high ever since. Now I realize that I will be sitting on a big German man's face for the rest of my life.


So Derek Dildo here is a big Dirk fan, huh?  Why do I have the suspicion that this is not the first "big German's face" that he's ever sat on?  If you have to do something, get a Mavs tattoo son and be done with it.  Not a man's face.  Not on your ass.  That's just wrong.  Pay attention!

Meet John - The Smartest Man In The Universe

Fuckin' ay. John.  You preach brother.  Words of wisdom from a truly great philosopher.  You want to learn somethin'?  Listen to your tattoo dude and your Bahtendah.  Pay attention!

Ice-T Loves Coco - I Love Coco's Ass - But Not As Much As This Dude Who Has Coco Tattooed On His Leg

This chick "@krisluvjon"  posted a photo of her ex-boyfriend's tattoo of Coco on Twitter.





Might be the stupidest tattoo I've ever seen.  Who gets a tattoo of a naked celebrity down their entire leg?  Freakboy here, that's who.  Do you shave your leg to make sure Coco doesn't get covered up?  Do you rub one out while you're staring at your leg?  Do you try to blast your load on Coco's face?  So many questions, so little time.  Here's a little Bahtendah wisdom for ya - Get that mess removed immediately (or wear pants for the rest of your life)!  Pay attention!

Miley Cyrus' Latest Twitter Photo - Bra-less And A New Tattoo

This chick is gonna be tabloid gold for years to come.  She quit Twitter once before but just couldn't stay away.  But you just know that celebs like Miley just have to self-promote and keep pushin' the envelope.  Pretty soon it'll be partially nude and a few teeny weeny bikini pics.  Then, as the career begins to nosedive, is there any doubt that we'll start to see fully nude and then naked orgy photos?  She'll be doin' anything to stay in the public eye.  It's just how it goes.  I'm waiting with baited breath....

Check Out This Englishman With A Skull Tattoo All Over His Face

I got nothin'. Absolutely nothin'. Whew....

Dumb As A Bag Of Hammers

Metro
Man has ‘mini’ tattooed on penis to win car
The crazy German decided to have the rather painful tattoo after a radio station ran a competition to win a £20,000 Mini Cooper. The brief: whoever pulled the craziest stunt to get the car would win. Unsurprisingly, Muller’s offer to have the car manufacturer’s name branded on to his penis topped the list of crazy suggestions. Muller claims the pain was worth it, saying: ‘Once I’m sitting in the car, it won’t matter anymore. Then the pain will be gone and it’ll be alright.’ It has not been reported whether or not Mr Muller has a girlfriend.

Any other word, man. Any other word! Pay Attention!

Hope He's Not "Addicted" To Tattoos

Worst Tattoo Ever

Seriously?  No spell-checker at the ink shop?