Burglar Fail - Amateur Hour At The Convenience Store

Rumblin', bumblin', stumblin'. What really surprises me here is that this guy didn't shoot himself in the head. I'm dead serious. If you're about to rob a cashier in a convenience store, you probably already got an itchy trigger finger. Now add the fact that your palms are sweaty, you're all flummoxed tryin' to get your ski mask on and the next thing you know you've got a headless burglar. Deep breaths you little thief, deep breaths....