I Found Two Hippies At The Vancouver Riots

Must be a couple of Bruins fans, right? The rest of the city still sucks....

Two Dudes Kissing During Red Sox - Indians Game

What the hell is going on here? The Red Sox have now lost five in a row and dudes are kissin' in the stands to celebrate. Now I have nothing against gay people or public displays of affection, but this is a new one for me. Wait - maybe they were just sharing a hot dog. Take me out to the ballgame....

Watch These Chicks Try To Kiss Russian Policewomen

I honestly don't know where to start with this one, but here goes:

1. As always, this is further proof that Russians drink Stoli all day every day.  These fuckers drink vodka like we drink bottled water.
2. This might be the weakest what-could-have-been-a-good-lesbian-video that I've ever seen. It's got some promise but just didn't deliver.  No chance this couldn't be filled during Summertime so at least there'd be a little less clothing going on?  Oh wait, it's Russia, they don't even have Summer, do they?
3. Ever seen the Russian alphabet? It looks like backwards English. I always thought there was some kind of irony or symbolism or some shit involved here.  Like Russia is the evil, backwards image staring back at us from the mirror.  And trust me, that's what these people are - backwards. The Russkies are the exact opposite of us in every way. We're normal, they're fucked up.

Done. Bang. Pay attention!

The Porniest Non-Porn Scene Ever

Are there egg freaks out there? Like are Rex Ryan and his wife making these kinds of videos? They must be, right? If I do the research am I gonna find websites and magazines that focus on egg sex? So many questions, so little time....

Next Time, Get Busy IN THE CAR!

Congratulations UConn Women

The UConn Lady Huskies and Coach Geno Auriemma won their 89th consecutive game last night, surpassing the record held by John Wooten and the UCLA Bruins.  Make no mistake about it though, this is the Maya Moore show.  She is hands-down the best player in women's college hoops today and has been for three years.  Sister is unstoppable - the Lebron James/Kobe Bryant of tthe ladies' game.  She leads the #1 team in the nation in points, rebounds, blocks and steals.  All she did last night was drop a career-high 41 on Florida State and throw in 10 rebounds for good measure.  Chick is redonkulous.  Bang.


But, ahh, by the way, Coach Auriemma, quit makin' out with your players on the court like you did during the first half last night.  Kinda weirded me out, dude.