Peyton Manning And Eli Manning Are "Football Cops"

Is there any commercial that Peyton Manning won't do?  Seriously, Football Cops?  I don't know about Eli, but Peyton has to be the biggest endorsement whore of all time.  It's like you can't turn on the TV without seein' him schill for Oreos or Gatorade or Sony or some other product.  And forget about it once football season starts.  It's like watching the Peyton Manning show with a little football to interrupt things once in a while.  Enough already.  You got one ring and you choke more often than LeBron.  Make it stop!

Sexy Rexy Shits All Over Tom Brady

Do yourself a favor and just watch this foot worshiper from the 9:40 to the 10:40 mark since the rest of this presser is just a freakshow spewing garbage.




Amazingly, now I really want the Jets to win, something I never thought I'd say. I want to see this fat fuck bring his back-into-the-playoffs team into Foxboro so Brady can light him up for about 56. How the hell does he know who studies more? For one thing he sure knows it ain't his QB Dirty Sanchez. If Manning studies more than Brady, it still isn't enough, 'cuz Brady kicked his ass all year. Come to the Razor, take your ass-whoopin' and go back to New York and make some more degenerate videos with your homely wifey. Bang. Pay. The. Fuck. Attention.