The Agony Of Da Feet

Best moment of the day - by far!

Sexy Rexy Shits All Over Tom Brady

Do yourself a favor and just watch this foot worshiper from the 9:40 to the 10:40 mark since the rest of this presser is just a freakshow spewing garbage.




Amazingly, now I really want the Jets to win, something I never thought I'd say. I want to see this fat fuck bring his back-into-the-playoffs team into Foxboro so Brady can light him up for about 56. How the hell does he know who studies more? For one thing he sure knows it ain't his QB Dirty Sanchez. If Manning studies more than Brady, it still isn't enough, 'cuz Brady kicked his ass all year. Come to the Razor, take your ass-whoopin' and go back to New York and make some more degenerate videos with your homely wifey. Bang. Pay. The. Fuck. Attention.

She Was Barefootin'....

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Sexy Rexy Responds To Footgate

Well, that was awkward. First time I've ever seen the Coach at a loss for words. At least Rex didn't stick his foot in his mouth (pun intended). One thing's for sure - he's not DENYING it. C'mon Rex, come out of the closet and tell us all about how feet turn you on, about how you like to sniff 'em and nibble on 'em and massage 'em and rub your junk on 'em. Foot fetishists have been hiding in the closet (interestingly enough along with the shoes) for too long! Foot freaks - unite and demand some respect! Foot sex for everyone!!!

On another note, can Dr. Scholl and the Jets put all this aside and kick the Bears' ass this weekend (with their feet)? Stay tuned....

"Num, num, look at the foot on that guy."

"If I show you my belly will you show me your feet?"

I think I know why Rex digs chicks' feet - it's because when he looks down he can't see his own.  Bang.  Pay attention!

Does Sexy Rexy Put The Foot In Football?

Allegedly Rex Ryan and his wife.  'Nuf said....

This Is How Rex Ryan Should've Ended His Press Conference Last Night