Serena Williams Practically Bustin' Out Of Her Bikini

This chick just looks like she would absolutely crush you in the sack.  Just pounce on ya, pummel ya and smush ya to death.  Not sure I want to risk that type of bodily injury - there are too many skinny girls out there with less muscles than me waitin' to be dominated by a Bahtendah....

Serena Williams Shows Off Her Enormous Boobs And Ass At The ESPYS

This chick has so much junk in the trunk she needs to Have a yard sale.  I mean that shit is absolutley huge.  When she drops the boys off at the pool she must need two toilets.  Game.  Set.  Match.  Pay attention!

Junk In The Trunk - Serena Williams Teeny Weeny Bikini Photos From Miami

Talk about cushion for the pushin'!  Looks like Serena's gotta learn to push back from the feed bag every once in a while. It can't be easy draggin' that thing all over the tennis court. Girlfriend needs to drop a little of the ba-donk-a-donk if she wants to get back in the winner's circle. Bang. Done. Pay attention!

Serena Williams' Bikini Photos From Miami

Does this chick have some serious junk in the trunk, or what? Problem is, I'm startin' to see a little cottage cheese forming around the ol' ba-donk-a-donk. I think our girl has missed a few tournaments lately. Time to get your ass back out on the court girlfriend!

Serena William's Banned 2K Sports Video - Sexy As Hell!

I can see why this was banned for the kiddies' sake, but couldn't it be shown on TV like after 9:00PM? I'm guessing the networks would go for it. And I'm guessing there'd be a spike in sales like the spike in my pants. Where'd I put that box of tissues....

PS - There's now a terrific trifecta of these big, firm, hard booties. These chicks are startin' to revolutionize the way we think about the junk in the trunk.  Serena, Coco (if you haven't seen the photos, search the blog) and Kim Kardashian. Big, hard, firm backyards.  Just tight enough to fascinate, not too big to make you reach for the cottage cheese. Three peas in a pod makin' men across America dream about the anal advantage. The age of the big, hard pushmobile has arrived.  Ba-donk-a-donk! 

Who Would You Bang? Tennis Sisters Edition - Venus Williams Vs. Serena Williams

This one's a tough one. Serena has some serious boobage, but the backyard might be a little too big. Venus has the tight body, but lacks a little in the front yard. I guess it comes down to the face and that's a close race. I'm gonna give a last-minute, just under the wire, by a nose, majority decision to Serena. Pay attention!