Wake Up With A Hot Sexy Asian Doin' The Bikini Thing

Outstanding dumper....Pass the tissues.

Tennis Ads Or Soft Porn?

So there's been all this controversy and outrage over these WTA ads with people complaining that they objectify woman.  Are you kiddin' me?  I say they don't go far enough. You want more people to watch women's tennis?  Put 'em in bikinis.  The numbers would skyrocket. It's the only reason anyone watches women's beach volleyball.  Two words:  sex sells.  Pay attention!

Wake Up With Some Sexy Chicas

I Love Veggies!

One question - what's that guy doin' in there? Here we have a wonderful, artistic expression of the virtues of vegetables and in walks Mr. Beer-belly Flabby-man. Total buzz kill. Get the fuck out! Pay attention!

Magazines Are Dying (And So Is This Dude)

Stuff That Box, Baby!

I know sex sells, but it's pretty rare to see it used politically or in a PSA.  Right on you Spanish-speaking marketers!  Give us more!  I want to see hot chicks warning us about global warming, over-exposure to the sun and the benefits of energy conservation.  Now I need to roll over and nod off for a bit....

Winter Storm Warning

Holla Girlfriend!