The Weirdest, Gayest, Freakiest, Most Disturbing, Strangest, Oddest, Pathetic, Goofiest, Whacked Out, Nutjob You Will See On Video (Maybe For The Rest Of Your Life)

The title of this post says it all - I can't think of any more words right now - my brain just got numb....

Watch This Nearly Naked, Not Sexy, Weird Dude In A Skimpy Bikini Parading Around Ft. Lauderdale On Spring Break

Is this even legal? Don't you have to be on a beach, like literally standing on some sand to wear somethin' like this? All I know is that "the boys" must be feelin' incredibly claustrophobic in that little thong thingy. But then again, if this is the kind of thing Mr. Bikini here wears on a daily basis maybe they're used to it by now. Talk about a banana sling....

How NOT To Spend New Year's Eve - WTF?