Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Dumb As A Bag Of Hammers

Andreas Muller had 'mini' tattooed on to his penis to win a Mini Cooper (Pic: CEN)

Metro
Man has ‘mini’ tattooed on penis to win car
The crazy German decided to have the rather painful tattoo after a radio station ran a competition to win a £20,000 Mini Cooper. The brief: whoever pulled the craziest stunt to get the car would win. Unsurprisingly, Muller’s offer to have the car manufacturer’s name branded on to his penis topped the list of crazy suggestions. Muller claims the pain was worth it, saying: ‘Once I’m sitting in the car, it won’t matter anymore. Then the pain will be gone and it’ll be alright.’ It has not been reported whether or not Mr Muller has a girlfriend.

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