My New Home

Enough!  Hey, I'm a New Englander so I can handle snow just as much as the next guy.  But this is gettin' a little ridonkulous.  Like I'm pretty sick of losing power every time there's snow on a tree limb within ten miles of my house.  I've burned more wood than Charlie Sheen this winter.  I'm just gonna give in and start livin' like an Inuit.  Polar bears and whale blubber for dinner every night, race around on my sled with the Huskies all day, come home to the igloo and bang the shit outta my hot little Eskimo wife every night.  Rinse.  Repeat.  Embrace the snow.  Bang.  Pay attention.