Friday, January 7, 2011

You Thought The Pipe Would Get Past The TSA? Dumb Fuck...





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Montel Williams Busted With Drug Pipe
Former talk show host Montel Williams was busted with drug paraphernalia at Milwaukee's General Mitchell International Airport, according to reports. While passing through a security checkpoint at the airport on Tuesday, TSA officials found what they believed to be a pipe used for smoking pot. According toTMZ, there was no residue in the pipe...


Can we cut the shit already?  Hey Montel, I realize you got a medical condition, but this is now the greatest scam of the century.  Doobies are just a traffic ticket in lots of states now, and the whole "Medical Marijuana" thing is a total joke.  Here's what I want you to do:  call a little press conference, tell the world you like to get wasted and watch Oprah and eat a bag of Fig Newtons.  You'll be a hero, breaking ground like Steve Buckley and makin' us all proud.  Here we go!!!  Pay attention!