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Bonita Springs woman arrested after cocaine falls out of her bra
A Subway employee in Bonita Springs was charged with cocaine possession following her shift Thursday night. Brandy Lee Segroves, 26, of 12122 Sunset Strip, was seen by a deputy in an unmarked car exit the rear of the 10347 Bonita Beach Road restaurant and approach red four-door Nissan.The deputy then watched Segroves hand over cash to the driver of the car in exchange for an unknown item that she then tucked into her bra. “It is my experience that females possession drugs sometimes hide those drugs in their bra to prevent male law enforcement officers from finding them,” the deputy said in the arrest report. As Segroves was leaving for the night, the deputy approached her and asked her what she purchased. Segroves said she didn’t buy anything and was “just adjusting her bra.” The deputy then asked her to shake out her bra. She complied and five small pieces of crack cocaine weighing approximately one gram hit the floor. She was then arrested and taken to jail.
She had rocks in her over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder. Sorry, couldn't resist. And by the way, this completely explains why Subway sandwiches always suck. Smoke some crack, make some tuna fish, smoke some crack, make the meatballs, smoke some crack, grill a steak and cheese, smoke some crack, punch out and go home. Rinse. Repeat. Bang. Pay attention!
