Monday, February 21, 2011

Breaking News: Carmelo Anthony Traded to Knicks

Finally.  This was was worse than waiting for that loose tooth to fall out when you were a kid.  Call me crazy, but this might be the biggest non-story of the year.  This trade doesn't affect the balance of power in the East, and it doesn't affect the balance of power in the West.  Everyone's been waiting to see where this dude (who can't play any defense) is gonna go for months now.  Big whup.  Let's see how Melo and Amar'e share the rock.  It ain't gonna be pretty any time soon.  This is the NBA equivalent of rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic.  Snooze....

PS - I keep watching this fuckin' idiot Stuart Scott talkin' about the trade on ESPN.  Hey, Stuart, one question for ya - If I was screwin' your wife, would you look the other way?  ;-)