Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Can We Please Just Stop All The Loch Ness, Bigfoot & UFO Sighting Bullshit? Please!!!

New photo of 'English Nessie' hailed as best yet

Okay, so here's the latest picture from The Telegraph that's supposed to be the "best" one ever taken. Are you freakin' kiddin' me? Stop the madness! Ever since I was a little kid, there have been stories on the net, in magazines and newspapers of these unbelievable finds concerning some fucking thing that just does not exist. Aliens in New Mexico. Bigfoot out West. Loch Ness in Scotland. Hey people, stop the bullshit and give the people a just a smidgen of proof. It's 2011 and we make vacuum cleaners that run by themselves. A friggin' computer just beat humans at Jeopardy. I don't want to see any more doctored photos or hear from some fuckin' deadbeat that they've just encountered the find of the century. Shit doesn't exist. If it did, we'd have some hard proof by now. Hell, I just posted a video of a flying Russian kid the other day. Now that shit's real! Get with the program. Pay the fuck attention!