ORLANDO - A man was found dead in his van just a few feet away from the entrance to a Walmart, and police said he may have been there for days. Shoppers said they noticed Luis Ramirez living in his van in the South Semoran Boulevard shopping plaza for several weeks. The 70-year-old was found slumped over his steering wheel about noon Sunday. For the crowd that gathered and the few that had seen him before, it was tough to watch. Many were afraid they had watched him slowly starve to death. "I see him ducking down and he's got his like clothes hung up inside the van he should go to a shelter or hospital or something," said shopper Lamont Bagley. It will be up to the medical examiner to try to figure out how Ramirez died and when but police don't suspect foul play.
And once again, this is why Florida, the penis of America, needs to be cut off. Are you freakin' kiddin' me? People were walking past this dude for weeks, parked right in front of the store entrance and nobody called the cops, nobody told the store management, nobody said a word? There must have been tens of thousands of customers that saw what was goin' on and - nothing. Nobody smelled anything? Oh, that's right, it's Florida. Already smells like shit. Time to castrate Florida. Bang. Pay attention!
