Friday, February 11, 2011

The Perfect Valentine's Day Gift

Cleanse Your Vagina and Boost Libido With Secret Ceres
Press Release - Secret Ceres is an organic herbal stick made from pomegranate seed extract, dripstones, and kaolin. Used internally it cleanses and tightens the vagina, rebalances vaginal pH, and improves sexual sensation and libido....

And there you have it.  It's like giving a tune-up to that special someone in your life!  Personally I know I'd be stoked if wifey gave me a gift certificate to Jiffy Lube.  Sometimes machinery needs a little lubrication.  Things dry up or get a little loose.  Maybe there's a funny smell that wasn't there before.  Tune that puppy up!  Pay attention.  You're welcome