Why go out to dinner on Valentine's Day when you can stay at home and serve your honey a little Penis Pasta? What says love more than feeding her hundreds of penises on a plate? Personally, I'd say the only way to go here is Alfredo sauce. Anything tomato based is gonna look like a whole heaping of castrated dicks. Boil the water! Pay attention!
Oh, and by the way, here's dessert - nom, nom, nom, vagina cake!
Oh, and by the way, here's dessert - nom, nom, nom, vagina cake!
