$7,000 worth of sex toys, bondage restraints stolen in H.B.
OCRegister - About $7,000 worth of bondage restraints and sex toys were stolen from outside a business, police reported. Police responded to reports of a petty theft about 1:30 p.m. on Tuesday in the 7400 block of Lorge Circle after thousands of dollars of sex paraphernalia was stolen from pallets stored outside the business. Police took a report of the crime, according to the crime log.
This has to be the easiest crime to solve in the history of crime. If the Huntington Beach police don't have this perp in custody by the close of business today it's a travesty. THE SLAVE DID IT! Round up every dominatrix in the H.B., put the screws to 'em and nab the freak. Case closed. Bang. Pay attention!
