This Kind Of Thing Happens To Me All The Time

Just the other day I was blow-drying my hair and gettin' jiggy to Selena Gomez when one of my roomies caught me with his iPhone. So awkward! I threw some hair product at him, locked the door and danced to my little Selena until I could dance no more. Don't worry bro, your secret is safe here in the Speakeasy....