Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Wanna Watch Porn Star Taylor Wayne On ABC's "Winter Wipeout?"




Okay, here's my review:

As expected, Taylor was an exceptional screamer. After all, that's pretty much half of what she does for a living and she was outstanding.  I also thought she bounced extremely well, obviously aided by her voluminous funbags.  However, I was expecting a lot more in terms of how she handled the big balls. Plus, I found her athletic ability to be somewhat lacking given the amount of "exercise" I assume she gets on a fairly regular basis.  Then again, her equilibrium may be somewhat compromised due to her top-heavy condition.  I was really disappointed in her choice of an alias.  Joanna Dutremble?  Weak.  How about something more appropriate like Fannie Zout or Hope Forbronski?  Overall, a solid performance but not spectacular.  Too bad it wasn't enough to get her to the next round.  Come again Try again, Taylor.   :-)