Friday, February 18, 2011

Watch This Video Of A Flying Russian Child

Those dastardly Russians. Always working on secret projects that will help them take over the world. Looks like they've mastered levitation now. Can't you just see how this will translate to the battlefield? They'll be jumping up over our tanks, levitating over our minefields, shooting up into trees and buildings. Even if we capture a few of 'em, they'll just fly right out of our prison camps. Our soldiers won't have a chance! How can you possibly defeat an army of flying Bolsheviks! There's a new generation of flying Russkies and they're coming to get us. Damn you, Putin!

And by the way, this has to be a Russian squirrel, right?