Friday, February 18, 2011

Would This Stop You From Having Sex Forever?

Woman Dies After Intercourse With BF
JournalOnline - THE penis of her boyfriend was still stuck in her vagina when she had seizure after having an intercourse with him and died in bed beside him inside a hotel in Quezon City Friday past midnight. Case investigator Police Officer 2 Jogene Hernandez said the 38-year-old woman apparently died of seizure after complaining of difficulty in breathing. The couple checked in at Walnut Hotel in Bgy. E Rodriguez at around 9 p.m. on Thursday but the incident happened at around 12:30 a.m. Friday. The woman’s 43-year-old boyfriend said the former even hugged and kissed him after their intercourse. But the woman suddenly had a seizure and could not breathe. The boyfriend then phoned the room boys of the hotel for assistance. According to Hernandez, doctors at the East Avenue Medical Center still attempted but failed to revive the woman. Based on the statement of the boyfriend, the woman had no illness prior to the incident.

Yup, I'd have to think about never boinking again. You get your freak on and she dies? That's some serious brain damage right there. Years of therapy and counseling ahead. On the other hand, you'd still get horny, right? Okay, I guess it's back up on the horse again. Maybe just wait until after the funeral....