Friday, February 4, 2011

Yup, It's Florida

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Man robbed after picking up prostitute
PENSACOLA - The Escambia County Sheriff’s Office says an elderly man was robbed by a prostitute after picking her up. Deputies say at around 11:00 Tuesday night, 75-year-old Clifton Mathis picked up a prostitute identified as “Tri” at the intersection of L Street and Lakeview Avenue. Mathis said he spent some time with her and then fell asleep. When he woke up, he discovered that $300 in cash, his cell phone and his 1996 BMW were stolen. Deputies later discovered the vehicle at a home on Citrus Avenue and recovered the car and the phone. Latoria Shanise Frazier, 31, was arrested and charged with vehicle theft, grand theft and petit theft. Frazier is being held at the Escambia County Jail on $10,500 bond.

Okay, at first glance this is just another "hooker robs john" story.  But n-o-o-o-o!  The dude was 75 years old!  C'mon now, Latoria, can't we just have a good faith, simple, honest business transaction here?  After all, this could be the last roll in the hay that ol' Clifton ever gets!  HE'S SEVENTY-FIVE!  The guy probably would've given you the BMW if you just asked.  Old people are very grateful as a rule (sorry, old people).  It's Florida prostitutes like you that are giving the profession a bad name.  Shame on you, you heartless hooker....

PS - Is it just me, or does Latoria look more like a Larry than a Latoria?  I hope they got him/her in the right jail.  Pay attention!