Monday, February 14, 2011

Yup, It's Florida


 Name: HERNANDEZ, JOSUE A
 Charge: CCW - CARRYING CONCEALED WEAPON, DISORDERLY INTOXICATION
 Residence: IMMOKALEE
 Age: 27
 Occupation: LABORER
 Case #: N/A
Immokalee man, outraged by men in drag, arrested on weapon and disturbance charges
IMMOKALEE - Outraged when he learned the women he bought drinks for were actually men in drag, an Immokalee man was arrested by Collier County Sheriff’s deputies Saturday after causing a ruckus in the bar. Josue A. Hernandez, 27, of an unknown Immokalee address, according to reports, was at a bar on Boston Avenue in Immokalee when he learned the people he was socializing with and purchased drinks for, which he believed to be female, “were in fact men dressed in women’s clothing,” according to deputies. He then became irate, breaking bottles, starting fights with other customers and causing a disturbance, deputies said. A large, fixed-blade, hunting-type knife was discovered in Hernandez’s waistband. The knife, which had a wooden handle and a 6-inch blade, was hidden under his shirt, according to reports. The knife is the kind “normally used for the skinning and gutting of deer and other large animals and was in no way a common pocket knife based on its blade length and design,” deputies said. Hernandez was arrested shortly before 1 a.m. Saturday and charged with disorderly intoxication and carrying a concealed weapon.


Josue, Josue, Josue.  It's the Adam's Apple!  I'm sick and tired of guys saying that they've been "tricked" by people dressing in drag when all you gotta look for is the Adam's Apple.  Hey, Josue, I can see yours in your mugshot, you couldn't see theirs?  Sorry - not buying it anymore.  You knew they were dudes, they just weren't into you, so you decided to go all bat-shit crazy because now you realized you can't get either girls or fake girls.  Not buying what you're sellin' Josue.  You have a little bit of the gay (not that there's anything wrong with that) - just admit it!  Pay attention!