Wednesday, March 2, 2011
At first I figured these had to be rednecks just messin' around beside the double-wide. But since there's snow on the ground I'm kinda confused. Anyway, it's a good time for some redneck jokes.
You might be a redneck if:
Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.
Your home has more miles on it than your car.
The tires on your pick-up are taller than your children.
Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
Your momma has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
Your good deed for the month was hiding your brother for a few days.
Your family tree does not fork.
You've ever shot a deer from inside your house.
You've ever climbed a water tower with a bucket of paint to defend your sister's honor.
You think Possum is "The Other White Meat."
You think the stock market has a fence around it.
Bang. Pay attention!
