Dumbest Bank Robber Of All Time?

Dumb as a bag of hammers. Although I'll give our little heistmaster credit for persistence, that's about all he gets credit for. First of all, he saw the women taking away all the money, right? And second, the key to a smash and grab is quickness. This dude was slower than a turtle on ludes. He looks more like a sculptor than a crook.  Your execution sucks, pal. Speed, my ninja friend, speed.