Tuesday, March 1, 2011

News Anchor Anietra Hamper Learns That Her Thongs Are Not Tax Deductible


Former Anchor Tried To Deduct Thong Underwear, Bedding On Taxes

NBC4i -A former Central Ohio news anchor lost her court battle after she tried to deduct underwear, bedding and teeth whitening expenses on her taxes. According to court documents, Anietra Hamper claimed expenses on her tax return, including cotton thong underwear, lounge wear, a robe, active wear, bedding, an Ohio State jersey, teeth whitening, gym fees and lingerie...The document stated, "Petitioner’s clothing purchases for work consisted of such items as traditional business suits, lounge wear, a robe, sportswear, active wear, lingerie, cotton bikini and cotton thong underwear, and evening wear. She also deducted expenses for an Ohio State jersey, jewelry, bedding, running and walking shoes, and dry cleaning costs..."

First of all, the obvious. This chick tried to write of all this clothing and shit and her name is Hamper?  Beautiful. Secondly, your a news anchor - what the hell do thongs and bikinis have to do with work unless you're workin' on the Naked News? Congratulations Anietra, you're continuing to prove what we've known all along: People who sit in a studio and read the news for a living are as dumb as a small piece of fuck. Nice job perpetuating the stereotype, kiddo...