Tuesday, March 1, 2011

A Round Of Applause Please, For The Clap-Off Bra

Bravo to the crazy Syrian who invented this modern wonder. Any way technology can help free the boobies a little quicker is always a good thing. However, I have one little problem with the presentation. If you want this thing to take off (get it?) you need to have some hottie with a monster front porch demonstrating it. You don't ask your sister or wife to be in the video. You need professional help. Spend a couple of bucks, go down to the local strip joint and get Breeze or Ecstasy to model this thing. Silicon in = sales out. You're welcome. Send the commissions to the Bahtendah.