Watch These Chicks Try To Kiss Russian Policewomen

I honestly don't know where to start with this one, but here goes:

1. As always, this is further proof that Russians drink Stoli all day every day.  These fuckers drink vodka like we drink bottled water.
2. This might be the weakest what-could-have-been-a-good-lesbian-video that I've ever seen. It's got some promise but just didn't deliver.  No chance this couldn't be filled during Summertime so at least there'd be a little less clothing going on?  Oh wait, it's Russia, they don't even have Summer, do they?
3. Ever seen the Russian alphabet? It looks like backwards English. I always thought there was some kind of irony or symbolism or some shit involved here.  Like Russia is the evil, backwards image staring back at us from the mirror.  And trust me, that's what these people are - backwards. The Russkies are the exact opposite of us in every way. We're normal, they're fucked up.

Done. Bang. Pay attention!