Thursday, March 31, 2011

You Pay For Massage, Me Love You Long Time

Unlicensed Tyler massage therapist charged with prostitution

KYTX - A woman operating an unlicensed massage therapy studio on Loop 323 in Tyler was arrested Friday for prostitution after offering sex for a fee to an undercover officer, police said Monday. An undercover operation touched off by multiple tips led to the arrest of Qin Zhang, 48, said Tyler Police Public Information Officer Don Martin. Martin said Zhang, from Plano, was operating the business without a license at 1420 WSW Loop 323 under the name Healthy Massage. "We received numerous emails about the place from people with concerns. We conducted the investigation and found the tips to be true," he said. Martin said Zhang was arrested Friday evening at the business after undercover officers entered the business and confirmed the illegal activity. "This doesn't happen very often in Tyler," Martin said. Zhang was released from the Smith County Jail Friday after posting bonds totaling $1,000 on charges of prostitution and massage license violation.

Love me some massage parlors. You're allowed to massage about 99.9% of the body, but not the rest. What's up with that? How can a full body massage not include the full body? Isn't that false advertising? Madame Zhang is just tryin' to deliver an honest product at an honest price. I think massage parlors should be forced to advertise "No happy endings" if they don't give 'em. Otherwise, when I pay for a full body massage, I expect a full body massage, godammit. And I don't need any cops bustin' in there ruinin' the whole thing.  This shit needs to get straightened out.  Pronto.  Pay attention!