Friday, April 8, 2011

Actual Press Release For Vaginal Moisturizing Cream As A Mother's Day Gift

From Mom-101.com

Pamper yourself or your mom with the comfort she deserves this Mother's Day
Hi Liz, 
Life moves too quickly. Help rejuvenate your mom with a day at the spa, indulge her with chocolates and flowers, help her relax and slow down from her fast-paced world full of deadlines, commitments and obligations. And help her be more comfortable with Replens, A Long Lasting Vaginal Moisturizer.

We all know how busy a mom’s life can be but this Mothers Day take time to educate your mom about the treatment options available for vaginal dryness. Nearly every woman will experience vaginal dryness sometime in her life, oftentimes making even daily activities unbearable. It is most often associated with the normal decline or fluctuation of the female hormone estrogen. This fluctuation can be triggered by childbirth, breastfeeding or menopause. Dryness can also be caused by stress, certain medications, or excessive exercise.

This Mothers Day take time for yourself or time to educate a woman you love about vaginal dryness and Replens!
 

Wow.  Nothing says Happy Mother's Day like telling the old lady her punany is drier than the Sahara Desert!  How many beatdowns will husbands and kids suffer after Moms opens up this gem?  I'd say stick with candy, flowers or an apron and avoid the violence.  Just a little Bahtendah wisdom....