Friday, April 29, 2011

Check Out This Sperm Collector

I dunno, I think she's kinda cute. Maybe a little too easy, just puttin' out for every Tom, Dick and Harry. But who's to say ya couldn't make an honest woman out of her? Doesn't look she nags or talks back or asks too many questions. And she's always down for sex. I think I could make her fall in love with me. If not, just pull the plug on the whole relationship. Bang. Done.