Former Miss USA Rants About Her Vagina Being Touched By TSA

I don't wanna be a dick here, but how the fuck did this chick ever become Miss USA? As an American I'm truly offended that someone of this caliber gets to represent me. Ugly as shit. Now I realize she's travelling, not dressed up, not wearin' a lot of makeup, but c'mon - she's supposed to be reppin' the Red, White and Blue for chrissakes! I guess she's a little more Miss TSA than Miss USA.

On the other hand, I completely believe her. Just too much shit comin' down these days about all the asswipe shit that the TSA is pullin'. Pay attention! (And don't be lettin' any $6.50-an-hour slapdick touch yer privates!)