Friday, April 8, 2011

Say Goodbye To The Idiot That Is Manny Ramirez

Manny Ramirez Retires After Testing Positive

BATS - Manny Ramirez retired from baseball Friday instead of facing a 100-game suspension for testing positive for a performance-enhancing drug, according to two people briefed on the matter. Ramirez tested positive for the performance-enhancing drug during spring training and was recently informed of the positive result, according to the people. In a news release, the commissioner’s office said it had recently notified Ramirez “of an issue under Major League Baseball’s Joint Drug Prevention and Treatment Program.” The statement added, “Rather than continue with the process under the Program, Ramirez has informed M.L.B. that he is retiring as an active player....”

Good riddance you stupid, childish, fraud. Has anyone ever earned more money and deserved it less? We all knew Manny had the mind of an 8-year old, but once he decked Jack McCormick in the clubhouse we knew he was an asshole too. Now he's stupid enough to test positive for a second time?  Way to shit all over baseball you douche bag.  Fuck off, Manny - I hope your balls turn into raisins. Bang. Pay attention!