10 Minutes Of Staring at Breasts Daily Prolongs Man's Life by 5 Years
WHOLEFITNESS.COM - According to German research published in New England Journal of Medicine, men staring at women's breasts in fact prolong their lives with years. "Just 10 minutes of looking at the charms of a well-endowed females is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out," said author Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist. The team led by Weatherby was made up of researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany, and found this results after monitoring for 5 years the health of 200 male subjects, half of whom were asked to look at busty females daily, while the other half had to abstain from doing so. For five years, the breasts oglers presented a lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and decreased risk of coronary artery disease. "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at large breasts makes men healthier. Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half." said Weatherby, who even recommends that men aged over 40 should spend at least 10 minutes daily admiring breasts sized "D-cup" or larger.
Who paid for this study? Because you could've just asked me the question and I would've given you the answer for free. Of course staring at breasts is good for you. It's half the reason women have 'em. Matter of fact, aren't most of us staring at 'em (and drinkin' from 'em) from the get-go? Boobies - God's gift to men's health! (Now don't leave this page for 10 minutes.)
