Dramatic Footage - Beached Whale Wearing Bikini Struggling To Survive At The Beach

Have another beer, Orca. In fact, toss down a few doughnuts with it while you're at it. Seriously though, this might be the greatest beach video of all time. Forget your Spring Break vids, forget your hot bikini vids, forget your surfing vids. This shit is real life and it's impossible to stop watchin'. Just a raw, pure battle of humanity vs. nature. As always, don't mess with Mother Nature. She will own your ass. Outstanding. Oscar material right here folks. Pay attention!