Phoenix Cop With A Tackle That Would Make Ray Lewis Proud

This one's a little old but I completely missed it. Thanks to Mike G. for the submission - you guys are the best. Anyway, lovin' the hit. Pure execution like I'm hopin' to see this Fall once the billionaires and the millionaires settle their pissin' contest and make sure I have some NFL football to watch on Sundays. Otherwise I'm gonna have to do chick shit with Wifey, like goin' to the Mall or, God forbid, checkin' out the local yard sales, all because I won't have any excuse. Trust me, that's a fate worse than death. So let's go you asswipes, get this shit done. If not for yourselves, do it for every red-blooded American male who's more nervous than a long-tailed pussycat in a room full of rockin' chairs. Hurry up for the love of God. Pay attention!