I say old boy, this is outrageously scandalous. Doesn't this chap realize he's contributing to a Royal Debacle of epic proportions? Pip, pip, cheerio and all that sort of rot.
Give me a freakin' break. This is racy? This is shocking? This will shame the Royal Family? Grow some thicker skin you British pansies. Pippa's just gettin' her dance on, groovin' to the tunes and rubbin' up against a stiff penis like all good girls should do. Rock on, Pippa Longstockings!
