Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Is Team USA Soccer Star Abby Wambach Gay?





Not that there's anything wrong with that.  Personally I don't care if she is or isn't.  And by the way, chick is the clutchest member of Team USA.  Her goals against Brazil and France have already secured her that legacy.  But all the publicity she's gettin' made me wonder whether she has a little bit of the gay.  The butch haircut, the headband.  I don't think she's married and she's 31.  Don't you wonder about everybody, male or female once they pass their thirties?  I mean, more than half of most top-notch female athletes are scissor sisters, right?  Just wonderin'....