Are All The People In Miami As Stupid As LeBron James?

This is from today's Miami Herald.  Dewey Wins!  Franco Is Dead!  I think they should wallpaper the Mavs locker room with this shit.

Just In Time For Your Morning Business, The Sexiest Toilet Ad You'll Ever See

Must. Have. Immediately. I think I'd start taking laxatives just so I could use it more often.