Little Man Catches His First Fish

And this is how you get hooked for life.  Future Bass Fishing Champion right here.  The wife and kids will never see him cuz he'll always be gone fishin'.  He'll host an outdoors show on TV like Charlie Moore and spend all his free time at the Bass Pro Shop.  Ultimately, the marriage will end and the kids will hate him.  Nice work, Dad....

Boy Wears Skirt To School Because Shorts Aren't Allowed

TELEGRAPH - Chris Whitehead wore a girls' knee-length skirt to classes at Impington Village College, near Cambridge, Cambs. He is protesting against a school uniform policy which bans boys from wearing shorts during the summer months. He also addressed 1,368 pupils at morning assembly wearing the black skirt, which boys are permitted to wear due to a loophole in the policy. Chris believes that forcing boys to wear long trousers during the sizzling summer months affects concentration and their ability to learn. He said: ''In the summer girl students are allowed to wear skirts but boys are not allowed to wear shorts. ''We think that this discriminates against boys. I will march in a skirt with other boys waving banners and making a lot of noise. ''I will be wearing the skirt at school all day in protest at the uniform policy and addressing the assembly with the student council, wearing a skirt.'' ...Headteacher Robert Campbell said the ban on shorts was imposed following consultation with students, teachers and parents in 2009. He said: ''Our uniform policy had a significant consultation and ours is typical of most schools in Cambridgeshire and the consensus was we were going to go for that. ''The issue creeps up during the summer months. ''Ultimately the boys can wear a skirt to school because it doesn't say they can't in the uniform policy and we would be discriminating against them if we did not allow it... ''

Let me get this straight. Everyone can wear skirts but no one can wear shorts? This isn't England, it's fucking Scotland! Hey, Mr. "Headteacher," I got a new policy for ya - girls can wear skirts but boys can't and boys can wear shorts but girls can't. You're a private school so you get to make your own rules. This way you won't be graduating kids with gender identity issues for years to come. Because let me tell ya, if the boys can wear skirts to school, before long you're gonna have a bigger problem when a few of those snot-nosed idiots start forgettin' to wear anything underneath. There's gonna be some freaky shit happenin' at school and dress code descrimination will be the least of your problems. Bang. Done. My consulting fee is ten grand. You're welcome.

Yup, It's Florida

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Boy brings cocaine to school "to help grandmother"
FORT WALTON BEACH -- A 14-year-old Mary Esther boy told authorities he brought cocaine to school so he could sell it and help his grandmother financially. The boy dropped the bag of cocaine to the floor during a routine search. The teacher recovered it and handed it to an Okaloosa County Sheriff's Deputy, according to the boy's arrest report. He was charged with cocaine possession with intent to sell within 1000 feet of a school.


Granny needs some more bling - hit the streets, kiddo.  Yup, Florida.  The penis of America.  Pay attention!